If you're a Conservative Straight, this is for you:

We're tired of your Straight Agenda.

You deserve this.

Cope and seethe.

We're returning the favor.

Join Drop 1
Depiction of a stereotypical 1950s American nuclear family in white line art. Underneath, text reads ONLY YOU CAN END STRAIGHT MARRIAGE.

Drop 1 Coming Soon

ONLY YOU CAN END STRAIGHT MARRIAGE

Marriage is sacred.

ONLY YOU can protect it from the Straights.

Get a shirt that speaks for you. Coming mid-October 2025.

Return the favor.

About Us

Straight Agenda produces queer, satirical merch to return the favor to those who oppose us. It's only fair.

Queer expression takes many forms. We're just saying what you've been thinking.